Michael Elwyn
Plays
Henry Mills
What would you do if you found a £50 note lying on the pavement? Keep it, or hand it in?
Look around for the hidden cameras – or Jeremy Beadle lurking! I’d probably keep it and promise to give it to charity (oh! Goody two shoes!!)
If you found your best friend’s / partner’s diary, would you read it?
Absolutely – But luckily she doesn’t keep one (well I haven’t found it yet!)
Imagine you have to sit an exam and a couple of days beforehand, you come across a copy of the exam paper. Do you look at it?
Yes! But I would show it to all my mates too.
You’re having a dinner party and have spent hours cooking a fantastic meal. But just as you’re taking the main course out of the oven, you drop it on the floor. If you just pick it up and put it back in the dish, nobody will notice… do you serve it to your guests or do you come clean and order a takeaway?
I’m notorious at home for eating food fallen on the floor – so – yes if it’s a fairly solid meal (a roast etc) I’d pick it up and serve it. But if it’s a curry or fish soup I’d have to own up!!
You’re out shopping with a friend and they ask you what you think of a particular outfit. Your friend looks great in it but so would you – it’s exactly what you’ve been looking for. Do you dissuade them from buying it so you can sneak back later and get it for yourself?
Don’t think I’ve ever gone shopping with a male friend – But Jack Ellis and I always check out what the other is wearing - he looks so butch in uniform – Henry Mills gets very jealous!!
When was the last time you got drunk?
Sunday, 30th December 2002 – So I’m told but I don’t deny it. It won’t be the last time!
What were you like at school – teacher’s pet or constantly in detention?
Have you got enough space! Caned on at least half a dozen occasions. (that’s the original use of the word). For causing disruption, telling dirty jokes, practising archery on the cows in a nearby field!, publishing libellous material in the school magazine (I was the editor). That’s why I am so good now!!