Pauline Campbell
Plays
Al McKenzie
What would you do if you found a £50 note lying on the pavement? Keep it, or hand it in?
I think I would keep it until I felt guilty and then maybe give it to charity (half of it!)
If you found your best friend’s / partner’s diary, would you read it?
If I was certain I wouldn’t get caught – probably!
Imagine you have to sit an exam and a couple of days beforehand, you come across a copy of the exam paper. Do you look at it?
Yes, back at school I probably would have!
You’re having a dinner party and have spent hours cooking a fantastic meal. But just as you’re taking the main course out of the oven, you drop it on the floor. If you just pick it up and put it back in the dish, nobody will notice… do you serve it to your guests or do you come clean and order a takeaway?
Yes, what they don’t know wouldn’t hurt them!
You’re out shopping with a friend and they ask you what you think of a particular outfit. Your friend looks great in it but so would you – it’s exactly what you’ve been looking for. Do you dissuade them from buying it so you can sneak back later and get it for yourself?
No cause you wouldn’t be much of a friend would you, I ain’t a footballer’s wife!!
When was the last time you got drunk?
I only drink on days that end with ‘y’.
What were you like at school – teacher’s pet or constantly in detention?
I was in the middle, only a pain to the teachers that pissed me off!!