What would you do if you found a £50 note lying on the pavement?  Keep it, or hand it in?

Keep it and put it towards a face lift for Linda Henry.

If you found your best friend’s / partner’s diary, would you read it?

Yes.  And I’d photocopy it and post it round London.

Imagine you have to sit an exam and a couple of days beforehand, you come across a copy of the exam paper.  Do you look at it?

Course I would – der!

You’re having a dinner party and have spent hours cooking a fantastic meal.  But just as you’re taking the main course out of the oven, you drop it on the floor.  If you just pick it up and put it back in the dish, nobody will notice… do you serve it to your guests or do you come clean and order a takeaway?

I’d serve it, but I’d pick the dog hairs off it first, and add a little cheese.

You’re out shopping with a friend and they ask you what you think of a particular outfit.  Your friend looks great in it but so would you – it’s exactly what you’ve been looking for.  Do you dissuade them from buying it so you can sneak back later and get it for yourself?

I’d let them buy it, then get all their mates to tell them their bum looks big in it so they’d give it to me.

When was the last time you got drunk?

Is there an alternative?

What were you like at school – teacher’s pet or constantly in detention?

I must learn to behave… I must learn to behave… I must learn to behave… I must….

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